After church on Sunday morning, we took the short drive back to our house. I parked in the garage, as usual. Noah had been listening to KLOVE and I was chatting with my Mamaw as she was explaining how she and Papaw would just love for us to send Big Head their way to spend some quality time. As I rounded the corner, I see Little Heiny peeing on my carpet! I quickly got off the phone, dropped everything and went to Noah. With my most serious mommy voice, I asked him what in the world he was thinking? He said, "I just couldn't hold it." I cleared my throat and reminded him that the bathroom was less than ten feet away, or the yard was only one foot away. I would have preferred the yard (yes, even with the neighbor's watching) over my carpet! He looked up, feeling my frustration and said, "There's no such thing as perfect people, Mommy." (that line is even funnier if you listen to Natalie Grant)
As humorous as it all sounds now, I was not amused and said, "I am not asking you to be perfect, I am simply asking that you pee in the TOILET!"
Mamaw and Papaw his bags are ready =)
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